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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Girls yes, as the typical greeting at a getogether or party, you know, on the cheek.
Been arrested? ---  no
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Myself?
Slept in until 5 PM? --- 6pm :P
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Almost.
Ran a red light? --- No, can't drive a car or ride a bike.
Been suspended from school? --- no
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- nope, I don't have a car
Been fired from a job? --- Was beaten to the punch by someone else, because I wasnt ready, not fired, no.
Fired somebody? --- No.
Sang karaoke? --- No, sang to whatever was playing informally, yes, even childrens tv.
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yeWater pistol.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Dont actually know.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Never seen actual snow.
Kissed in the rain? --- No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Once had a close encounter with a venomous snake, also was crossing the street once, waited in the center, and truck went past, one more step and I'd have been dead.
Seen someone die? --- Thankfully not.
Played spin-the-bottle? --- NO :(
Sang in the shower? ---Yes, Marriage of figaro is a favorite at showertime.
Sat on a rooftop? --- Not a rooftop with an actual roof, but ones with flat rooves, yes.
Taken pictures of yourself naked? ---  More than that, baybay! ;)
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No.
Skipped school? --- No, stayed home once for a sore throat, though.
Eaten a bug? --- No, raw Squid, yes.
Sleepwalked? --- I am not inclined to.
Walked a moonlit beach?--- yes, not with a girl.
Ridden a motorcycle? --- no
Dumped someone? --- Afew stalkers, yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? --- Not married.
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- never got a ticked yet
Ridden on a helicopter? ---  Yes.
Shaved your head? --- had a very close cut.
Blacked out from drinking? --- Never been drunk.
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- No, SPORT Y U NO EASIER FOR NERD???
Felt like killing someone? --- In retrospect, felt like throwing my bully off the balcony.
Cross-dressed? --- Worn a sarong, men wear them in indonesia, and my school taught indonesian.
Been falling-down drunk? --- Not even regular drunk.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes, I am ashamed :(
Eaten a snake? --- no
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- Never even seen one, was fascinated to find out actually what they are.
Puked on amusement ride? --- almost
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- yes
Been in a band? --- nope
Knitted? -- No.
Been on TV? --- yes
Shot a gun? --- Water pistol, bow, not actual guns
Skinny-dipped? --- slept in the nude, havent skinny dipped
Caused someone to need stitches? --- no
Ridden a surfboard? ---  tried, failed, typical
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- only at a party once
Had surgery? --- yes, recently
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- can't remember
Passed out when not drinking? --- yes, hypertension from bending over toilet
Peed on a bush? --- yes
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- almost
Eaten alligator meat? --- Crocodile, yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- yes, only like really good ones
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- I guess, but it was just normal candy ON Haloween
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- ringed a birds neck because its face had been eaten by ants, accidentally pulled its head off.
Peed your pants in public? --- No, in bed, yes.
Written graffiti? --- no
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no.
Think about the future? --- yes
Been in handcuffs? --- no
Believe in love? --- yes, still am
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes, despite efforts not to

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Tim Morris
Artist | Professional | Varied
Australia
My name is Tim Morris.

I am gay.

Byron is my Boyfriend.

Anything else is superfluous other than my occupations. I am a Fine Artist and Illustrator.

Current Residence: Adelaide, home of Diprotodon.
Favourite genre of music: 80's Pop/Rock
Favourite photographer: Byron Tucker
Favourite style of art: Realism
Shell of choice: Meiolania
Wallpaper of choice: One with Pink Flowers
Skin of choice: Megalania
Favourite cartoon character: Patrick Star, IR Baboon, Norbert Beaver, Prof Zoidberg
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:iconmoonwolf17:
thank you so much for faving my hand-sewn owl cushions :) I'm glad you like them :nod:

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~Pristichampsus 1 day ago  Professional General Artist
I do :)

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"God creates Dinosaurs"

"God destroys Dinosaurs"

"God creates man, man destroys God, man creates Dinosaurs"

"Dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits the earth"

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:iconasanbonsam:
Thanks for faving my collages. I admit I never thought that someone from Australia might like them. :blush:
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~Pristichampsus 2 days ago  Professional General Artist
No worries :D

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"God creates Dinosaurs"

"God destroys Dinosaurs"

"God creates man, man destroys God, man creates Dinosaurs"

"Dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits the earth"

^
Jurassic Park

Amateur Cryptozoologist, Illustrator, Fine Artist, Amateur Naturalist.
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:iconasanbonsam:
Well I started to become cautious in that regard. The last Australian before you turned out to be another ... I think nutjob describes it best.
Thanks to that I plan a picture that adresses the differences between the fate of the thylacine and that of the "pure" dingo.
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~Pristichampsus 2 days ago  Professional General Artist
Interesting.

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"God creates Dinosaurs"

"God destroys Dinosaurs"

"God creates man, man destroys God, man creates Dinosaurs"

"Dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits the earth"

^
Jurassic Park

Amateur Cryptozoologist, Illustrator, Fine Artist, Amateur Naturalist.
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~will-o-wisp-art 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for Faving! :)

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~Pristichampsus 2 days ago  Professional General Artist
:)

--
"God creates Dinosaurs"

"God destroys Dinosaurs"

"God creates man, man destroys God, man creates Dinosaurs"

"Dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits the earth"

^
Jurassic Park

Amateur Cryptozoologist, Illustrator, Fine Artist, Amateur Naturalist.
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Mood: Joy *marcgosselin 5 days ago  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for adding my Nautilus to your collection.

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To all a great day and a lifetime of inspiration.
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~Pristichampsus 5 days ago  Professional General Artist
:D

--
"God creates Dinosaurs"

"God destroys Dinosaurs"

"God creates man, man destroys God, man creates Dinosaurs"

"Dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits the earth"

^
Jurassic Park

Amateur Cryptozoologist, Illustrator, Fine Artist, Amateur Naturalist.
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